Sporticulture

Passing of an Ancient-Timer

2006-11-01T19:54:00.000-08:00

It's been a week of loss in the sports world, and today the trend continued. Silas Simmons, the oldest living ex-professional baseball player on the planet, died at age 111 (not a typo). He played pro-ball starting in 1912 or 1913 -- the records are shoddy -- for all African-American barnstorming teams that predated the formal organization of the Negro Leagues, and then joined the Negro Leagues upon their formation in the 1920's. To give perspective on his extreme age, he was born in the same year as Babe Ruth (1895) and had been playing professional baseball for at least four years prior to the birth of the late Red Auerbach. That Simmons was still alive only came to the attention of the baseball world a couple months ago, however it was in time for a large 111th birthday celebration on October 14th.

Recalling Red

2006-10-29T19:55:00.000-08:00

Yesterday Boston lost a peerless sporting legend. Red Auerbach, coach, general manager, mastermind and architect of 16 Celtics championships, died at 89. Though he still served as Celtics team president, his heyday of wheeling, dealing and winner building had long since passed, and I personally have little recollection of the glory days of Auerbach-fashioned teams. But I do know that beyond doubt, he was in the top five greatest figures in Boston sports history, and among non-athletes, by far the greatest (I suppose Bill Belichick would be a distant second in this category).

If you don't know the details of Red's life, you owe it to yourself to learn them. Born in Brooklyn, he made basketball his life and coached the Boston Celtics to nine championships, including eight in a row from 1959-1966 (may well have been ten straight had Bill Russell not injured his ankle during the '58 finals). As my father has said, in 1960's Boston, it was just taken for granted that the Celtics would win every year. He never had an assistant coach and retired with the most wins in NBA history and the most championships (now he's been surpassed in wins and equaled in championships).

Auerbach broke barriers; he brought the first black player to the Celtics and hired the NBA's first black coach. He outmaneuvered two other teams to steal his center and centerpiece, Bill Russell, in the 1956 draft. As GM, he constructed seven more winners and managed to snag Larry Bird with the sixth pick in the 1978 draft. By all accounts, he should have ensured the future success of the franchise with his selection of Len Bias in 1986, but bad luck and cocaine united to doom Bias and the continuing excellence of Celtic basketball. He could be fiery (he was tossed on one occasion while coaching in an All-Star game), but was always in control.

To mention Red, of course, is also to conjure the image of the "victory cigar," born of and defined by his ubiquitous post-win smoke. Like his love of the Celtics, Red's taste for cigars never diminished. He came in eighth in Cigar Aficionado's list of the top hundred cigar smoker's of the Twentieth Century, an unusually low finish for a man who endured just one losing season in his tenure as Celtics coach. As he once said to my dad (sitting in the stands) towards the end of a game, "I like to smoke, kid."

As an innovator, winner and legend Auerbach goes unsurpassed not just in Boston sports lore, but in the history of the NBA as well. While affectionate memories of Red pour in from former players, friends and fans, the impact of Auerbach is clear. A 5'9" man still rises above the rest in the sport of giants.

For much, much more on the life and impact of Red Auerbach, see the Boston Globe coverage. Particularly worthwhile are pieces by Jackie MacMullen and Dan Shaughnessy.

The Shame of Steroids

2006-08-06T21:49:00.000-07:00

After Floyd Landis failed his first doping test, my first reaction was not anger or sadness, it was embarrassment. And not for him, for myself. I hoped he was innocent, of course, hoped that his litany of excuses - his cortisone shots, his whisky drinking, etc. - actually included the reason why his testosterone levels were inordinately high, but alas, the evidence continued to pile up against him, culminating with his B sample failing a backup test on Saturday.

Obviously, Landis should be humiliated. He let down himself, his team, family, fans, and his country. He further disgraced a sport which has seen more than its share of steroid related scandals. He deserved being fired from his team and losing his title as Tour de France champion. And for all of that, I feel sad for him and the sport.

However, I finally understand just why some reporters may indeed have it in for Barry Bonds. Granted, I think Bonds scapegoats the media for his problems and that the extent of a "media vendetta" has been wildly exaggerated, but doubtless there are some writers and commentators who enjoy piling on Bonds. When an athlete accomplishes something truly special, putting up record numbers or making a heroic comeback, writers celebrate them and the deed. They attach their name and credibility to columns and TV specials to honor our athletic victors, and when those individuals are proven to be cheaters and liars, the journalist feels betrayed.

At least that was my immediate reaction to the news that Landis had doped during the race. (Not to say I consider myself a journalist, but that I spent time lavishing the man with praise below.) The sadness and anger followed shortly. Maybe this too is why the greatest athletes receive the greatest abuse when branded with alleged steroid use. Because not only are Bonds, McGwire and Landis the biggest names, but because so much ink has been spilled in tribute to their successes.

In the 21st century, no athlete is wholly above suspicion for using performance enhancing drugs. Not Tom Brady, Dwyane Wade or even Tiger Woods. It may not be fair, but it's the nature of the beast for the foreseeable future. Nevertheless, we love sports, we love to celebrate our sports heroes, and steroids should not impede that. The love and trust only flow in one direction though, and that's why it's all the more important that we tear down the false idols.

Floyd in France

2006-07-24T22:01:00.000-07:00

Gotta give some credit to Floyd Landis for extending the American Tour de France streak to eight (of which Lance owns seven) with his victory this weekend. Though the field was weakened due to doping allegations, Landis' place is secure after his heroic comeback to contention in Stage 17 after falling to eleventh place the day before, a feat which many cycling experts have said ranks among the all-time greateast in the sport's history. Add to that Landis' injured hip which will require replacement surgery this fall, and you have a legendary race. Perhaps it doesn't equal the sustained dominance of Armstrong's seven triumphs, but Landis certainly performed with grit, strength and class, and for that he deserves many congratulations. Especially since his secret weapon was beer (frankly if beer works so well, this should make me one of the world's preeminent cyclists).

"Damon Sucks" Bibs for Sale

2006-07-20T22:33:00.000-07:00

The perfect gift for infants who are already embittered Red Sox fans.

Yankee Hipocrisy

2006-07-19T20:18:00.000-07:00

Fewer than 24 hours after being handed an extra out in the bottom of the 9th, an umpiring mistake that ultimately turned a Yankee loss into a win, the Bombers believe today's loss can be blamed on the men in blue. A timeout was granted to the Seattle Mariners in the bottom 7th of a 2-2 and Andy Phillips was forced to return from third to second base with one out. I'll let A-Rod make his fourth error in three days:

"That was the most ridiculous call I’ve ever seen. It was awful. Brutal. Terrible call.”

Thanks A-Rod, where was the consternation when an even worse call handed you the game the previous night? Must have bobbled it.

Tek Passes Pudge

2006-07-19T20:13:00.000-07:00

Congrats to Jason Varitek for breaking Carlton Fisk's record of most games caught with the Red Sox. On Tuesday night, Varitek caught his 991st game with team, becoming the Bosox' all-time catchingest player.

Buck at the Bat

2006-07-18T20:08:00.000-07:00

He had to sign a one day contract, get buzzed by a high fastball, be traded mid-game, walk on FIVE pitches and take a swing, but 94-year old Buck O'Neil became the oldest person ever to play in a professional baseball game today when he took an at-bat for each side in the Northern League all-star game.

Besides the stunt, the game provided another opportunity to rally support for Buck's induction into the Baseball Hall of Fame. He was a Negro League star, the Majors' first black coach, a successful scout and an ambassador for the game for 70 years. Bud Selig should use his authority as commissioner to put the beloved O'Neil in Cooperstown. I don't know who could possibly object to that decision. What's the hold up, Bud?

Baseball Stuff

2006-07-16T18:23:00.000-07:00

It's been awhile since I last updated, so I thought I'd catch up on some baseball notes over the past few days. First, I had to mention the Red Sox' pre All-Star break record run of 17 straight errorless games. Anyone who has been a Red Sox for more than a few years appreciates the magnitude of this accomplishment. Few Red Sox teams have even been competent defensively, let alone excellent. The chances of the Red Sox winning 120 games in a season seemed greater than of they're setting a major league record for errorless games. Yet, there it is. Truly a testament to the terrific play of Theo Epstein's retooled infield: Kevin Youkilis, Mark Loretta, Mike Lowell and especially the sure-handed Alex Gonzalez.

Two other quick MLB notes:

The U.S. post office will soon release four stamps bearing the images of sluggers Mickey Mantle, Roy Campanella, Mel Ott and Hank Greenberg. The stamps represent the athletic achievements of African Americans, Jewish Americans and Alcoholic Americans. Well deserved.

And finally, an oddity occurred yesterday when not a single save was recorded in the major leagues. The last time that happened was in 1978. Just a lovely piece of useless trivia that any seamhead would love.

Mr. Martinez Goes to Boston

2006-06-22T20:49:00.000-07:00

Next Wednesday, Pedro Martinez will pitch in Fenway Park for the first time since Game 5 of the 2004 ALCS (won by the Sox in 14 innings). Unlike Johnny Damon I think Sox fans should cheer him. First of all, though they both went to New York for the money, and Pedro did indeed stab the Sox in the back to a poinnt (for saying he only wanted a three year deal out of them and then parlaying their offer into a four year deal from the Mets), but he had the good sense not to abscond for the archrival Yankees. Damon did so fully aware that there was a price, which he'll pay with four years of Fenway Park boos.

Also, while Damon received praise for the '04 championship last year while still on the Sox, Pedro could not attend the ring ceremony (he pitched that day). Thus, this will be the first opportunity for the Fenway Faithful to thank Pedro. Let's not forget, his starts were quasi-holidays for seven years in Boston (especially 1998-2001). The electricity filled the Fens in the hours before his home starts and only grew in voltage as his K's piled up. Few pitchers for any ballclub have ever generated comparable buzz for regular season starts, and it's likely the Red Sox will never see the likes of it again. Frankly, I miss the Pedro Era (and not just because a rotation of Schilling, Pedro, Beckett, Wakefield with Papelbon cleaning up would practically guarantee another World Series).

The ever media-savvy Martinez has already paved the way for a favorable reception next week by praising the city and fans, and describing his Sox days as "my best memories in baseball." Gordon Edes has more.

Catching Up

2006-06-21T18:35:00.000-07:00

Catchers have always made good managers (nine of today's 30 managers played as catchers in the majors), and a new poll among ball players and executives verifies that today's catchers may have a second career waiting for them after retirement. Unsurprisingly, Jason Varitek led the vote of which active players would make the best managers in the future. ESPN.com's Jerry Crasnick elaborates.

Kobe's Trials

2006-06-21T18:33:00.000-07:00

Why Is Kobe Bryant the biggest loser of this year's NBA playoffs? Let me count the ways.

1) Despite a 35.4 scoring average (highest in the league since MJ averaged 37.1 in 1987), he finished fourth in MVP voting. (This was announced after the playoffs began.)

2) His unselfish play in the first four games of the opening round was largely praised, but completely forgotten after his disappearance in the second half of a Game Seven blowout loss to Phoenix. Also long forgotten is Kobe's 50 point performance in a Game 6 overtime loss.

3) The emergence of a new generation of stars has rendered Kobe the youngest grizzled veteran in NBA history. Lebron James, Gilbert Arenas, Dirk Nowitzki and of course Dwyane Wade all took All-Star caliber games to a new level this postseason. Hard to imagine a player falling out of the top five best players in the NBA after a 35 ppg season, but somehow it happened. (My top five: Duncan, Lebron, Wade, Nash, Nowitzki.)

4) The final kick to the groin, Shaq wins another championship. Within ten minutes of winning his first title without Kobe, I heard Shaq say that Wade was the best player with whom he ever played, Pat Riley was the best coach under which he played and that this title meant more to him than any other (and he won all three Finals MVP's in his previous three championships). Ouch.

Why I Don't Like Soccer

2006-06-21T15:45:00.000-07:00

I think this sums it up pretty well. (Incidentally, Portgal's 2-1 win over Mexico today confirmed that they are, indeed, the greatest nation on earth.)

Feather Pitch

2006-06-07T17:47:00.000-07:00

First Randy Johnson blows up a bird with a fastball, and now a minor leaguer's pitch has a confrontation with a seagull (it survived). More proof that baseball and birds don't mix.

Patriots News

2006-06-06T14:23:00.000-07:00

The Patriots signed scrappy offensive linemen Russ Hochstein, once maligned by the obese and overrated Warren Sapp before starting Super Bowl XXXVIII against the Carolina Panthers (though they never did sack Tom Brady in the game, hmmm....), to a new two year deal.

Meanwhile, Tom Brady golfed with two former presidents, Clinton and Bush senior.

How Sweet It Is

2006-06-06T14:14:00.000-07:00

Was the Baby Ruth candy bar named after Babe Ruth or Ruth Cleveland, daughter of President Grover Cleveland? The debate, evidently, has raged for 85 years. The company which originally created the candy bar claimed it was named for Ruth Cleveland, but common sense, savvy marketing and an appreciation for copyright law suggests the company had the Babe in mind. After all, it debuted the year after Babe hit 54 homers (1920). Either way, the bar is now the official candy bar of the Major Leagues, and apparently its consumers are 22 percent more likely to be baseball fans.

A Clean Slate

2006-05-31T13:57:00.000-07:00

A new report, conducted by a Dutch investigator, apparently vindicates Lance Armstrong from claims by the French media that his 1999 blood samples tested positive for the EPO hormone. The report also casts aspersions on the World Anti-Doping Agency's conduct in handling both the samples and leaks to the media, and insinuated that both ethical and legal violations may have occurred.

Numbers Game

2006-05-30T20:16:00.000-07:00

This one is a must read for any baseball fan. Jayson Stark and a "a bunch of baseball people -- players, ex-players, executives, historians, writers and great statistical minds" have made a list of the ten most important non-home run records in baseball. They're not necessarily looking for the toughest records to break, but the most iconic numbers in the game. Among other marks on the list are DiMaggio's streak, Williams' .400, Ripken's streak and Denny McLain's 30-win season. It's a terrific list with interesting commentary on each record and what it would take to break it.

Though I know this record would easily fall in Stark's "old era" of baseball, I've always wondered why almost no one talks about the career triples record. Of course, there are several reasons for this:

1) It's held by an obscure hall-of-famer, Sam Crawford, of whom few casual baseball fans are aware.
2) The record (312, Ty Cobb is second with 298), like so many others, is unbreakable in the contemporary game, and so loses much of its meaning.
3) The triple has gone out of style.

But think about the basis for Stark's list -- a list that excludes the now-steroid-tainted home run -- and the triples record really is the anti-home run record. There's no showboating or admiring for a batter who hits a triple; he has to sprint out of the box or he won't get past second. It thus requires that all too rare (at least in 21st century baseball) combination of speed and power. It takes a confident hitter with a knack for hitting them where they proverbially ain't and a bit of luck as well. It's also not a solo act; to score on a triple a teammate has to knock you in. So read and enjoy the wonderful list linked above, but let's not forget Sam Crawford, the only member of the 300-triple club.

Stay Out of Edmonton

2006-05-26T15:07:00.001-07:00

How can these people live with the constant fear of running out of beer?

Lowell Rebounds

2006-05-24T18:08:00.000-07:00

Sports Illustrated's Tom Verducci chronicles the continuing resurgence of Mike Lowell this season. Every Sox fan surely knows of Lowell's immense offensive struggles in 2005 and his hot bat in the first quarter of this season, but how many know he's on pace (83) to shatter the single-season doubles record (67 by Earl Webb in 1931)?

Also, don't forget to vote for Lowell in the All-Star balloting.

A Cap for All Seasons

2006-05-24T17:47:00.000-07:00

ESPN.com's Jim Caple wrote a piece today about a subject near and dear to my heart: baseball caps. As a prodigious baseball cap wearer as long as i can remember, I certainly related to Caple's take on the ubiquity of the ballcap, a universal equalizer.

Enabled

2006-05-22T19:52:00.000-07:00

Good news on the Red Sox' injury front: David Wells is scheduled to start Friday's game (against Tampa Bay), David Riske has been activated (maybe that's not great news given how he pitched to start the season) and Coco Crisp and Gabe Kapler are said to be making progress and are close to returning.

Baseball Notes

2006-05-22T17:01:00.000-07:00

I want to air a couple issues on baseball that occurred to me this weekend. First, after the Mets blew a 4-0 lead to the Yankees in the ninth inning of Saturday's game, Met manager Willie Randolph took quite a bit of criticism for bringing in closer Billy Wagner in a non-save situation. My roommate Menachem and I discussed the issue and both agreed that this was another case of conventional baseball wisdom overwhelming common sense.

The conventional wisdom says that a closer ought to pitch only in save situations because that's his "job", and that bringing in a closer in a non-save situation almost always results in trouble. In regards to the first part of the axiom, the real job of a closer is to help his team win under any circumstance. Second, I have never seen any empirical evidence that suggests a closer regularly performs worse when pitching in non-save situations. I don't buy that the pitcher is conditioned to only perform with appropriate intensity in save situations. These are professional athletes, they've faced stressful conditions throughout their careers and en route to the majors and should be able to operate at high levels regardless of the game situation (especially if, as closers, they know they can excel in the most pressurized circumstances, they ought to be fine in less choppy waters) .

But perhaps the most egregious element of such a criticism is that closers are constantly used in non-save situations . In the very same game, Joe Torre let Mariano Rivera pitch two innings without save conditions, but since he succeeded, the talking-heads ignored it entirely as they lambasted Randolph. In the first Red Sox-Yankee meeting of the season, Sox manager Terry Francona did the exact same thing as Randolph: He pitched Papelbon in the ninth inning with a four-run lead. Papelbon retired the Yankees 1-2-3, so no ink was spilled to criticize Francona (in fact, some praised Francona for exposing his young closer to the Yankee lineup in a more relaxed atmosphere than a one-run lead and building his confidence).

My other comment is more prosaic. I feel that Major League Baseball ought to modify the rule regarding inherited base runners. If a pitcher allows inherited runners in scoring position to score, they should be charged to the pitcher who put them on base, but if a pitcher allows an inherited runner on first to score, he should take the responsibility for that run. If he's allowing a runner from first to score, he's done something fundamentally wrong, be it allow an extra-base hit, a walk or two, or simply failing to prevent the runner from stealing. Whereas inherited runners in scoring position likely can score even if the relief pitcher performs admirably (i.e. via a sac fly or a series of groundouts which advance the runners). MLB, I know you read this blog regularly, change the rule.

Quote of the day: "I swing hard, in case I hit it."
-David Ortiz, after homering in Friday's win over the Phillies

Joe DiMaggio Jersey Fetches $195,500

2006-05-20T22:31:00.000-07:00

Not bad for dirty old laundry.

Gold Gloves All Around

2006-05-16T20:14:00.000-07:00

What's the biggest sign that the Red Sox are totally revamped team this season? That they're leading the majors in team defense. I certainly can't remember the last time a Red Sox team was first defensively by mid-May or later. The infield, in particular, has played spectacularly. Lowell, Loretta and Gonzalez don't make a whole lot of highlight-reel stops, but they've been so reliable that they've committed only twelve errors and just are not giving opponents extra outs. Youkilis has also done a yeoman's job in has first six weeks as a first baseman (one error).

Doubtlessly, such stellar defensive play must build tremendous confidence in the starting pitching.

Holy Ball

2006-05-16T20:06:00.000-07:00

Rich and somewhat powerful figures in America are trying to create a serious baseball league in Israel, according to the New York Times. The proposed league would ideally include many Jewish American ballplayers with a goal of eventually producing native Israeli talent and competing in future World Baseball Classics. Most surprising about the proposition? Among its strongest proponents is (non-Jewish) former Red Sox general manager Dan Duquette.

Would it be a demotion if he winds up the future GM of the Haifa Fighting Falafels?

Johnson Done?

2006-05-16T20:00:00.000-07:00

Sports Illustrated's Tom Verducci puts together compelling evidence to believe that Randy Johnson will never be an ace pitcher again, though, if he's willing to overhaul his pitching approach (which he has been, as yet, unwilling to do), he could be an effective starter. Most notable in his decline, strikeouts per nine innings:

2004 - 10.62
2005 - 8.42
2006 - 6.15

This trend makes it harder for him to keep runners-on-base from scoring, as Verducci shows.

Johnson's decline is just another reason why the Yankees aging and hurt team may be in big trouble.

Church of Baseball

2006-05-10T22:45:00.000-07:00

This is a video of church bells in Boston (at a church on Boylston Street) playing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at dawn on the day of the Red Sox' world championship parade in 2004. Very, very cool.

The Kentucky Derby

2006-05-08T19:04:00.000-07:00

I assume that most of you don't have any interest in the Kentucky Derby or horse racing in general, but I find the Triple Crown races exciting (and at 2-3 minutes apiece, certainly not much of a time commitment as a viewer). This year's Kentucky Derby featured a dominant win by Barbaro, an undefeated horse with (yes, they say this every year) an excellent shot at winning the Triple Crown. The 6.5 length victory was the largest in 60 years.

Here are the sights of the race and its surrounding festivities, DJ Gallo's amusing Derby Recap from ESPN.com, and the must-read story of the extravagant $1000 mint juleps being sold at the race.

Knowing very little about horse racing, I had predicted that Barbaro would win. Why, oh why didn't I put a thousand dollars on it? With my winnings I could have bought six mint juleps. I hear the ice from the Arctic Circle really makes the drink.

Bonds in Historical Context

2006-05-08T16:58:00.000-07:00

With Barry Bonds mashing his 713th career home run yesterday in Philadelphia, a whole new flurry of Bonds-centric articles have predictably shown up. Here are two that took more unique views on the event.

The first, from the Boston Globe, chooses to look at Bonds' imminent surpassing of Babe Ruth as an occasion to reexamine the historical impact of the Babe. The whole piece is well-worth perusing, but it's peppered with little facts that really stand out. Among them: that baseball abolished the spitball, in part, because of fears of spreading germs in the wake of the influenza pandemic of 1918, and that Ruth pioneered gripping the bat at the knob, rather than choking up, to increase power. Truly, no matter how many players pass Ruth numerically, none can exceed his tremendous impact on baseball and American culture.

The second article correctly argues that the Bonds-steroid scandal is hardly the worst example of cheating in baseball history. Timothy M. Gay of ESPN.com explores some little known game-fixing of early 20th century baseball, specifically the Red Sox likely throwing game six of the 1912 World Series (which they eventually won). The incident fascinates, and the dubious first two decades of baseball ought to be investigated extensively for rigged games. The piece conspicuously omits the name of Pete Rose.

What I disagree with about Gay's article is the apparent implication that because the offense of Bonds (and of other steroid abusers) does not measure up to past indiscretions in baseball, somehow we're getting too worked up about them. Two wrongs still don't make a right in the 21st century, and regardless of worse crimes against the game, Bonds and company must be scrutinized and criticized for invalidating so many home run records.

The Mistreatment of the Suns

2006-05-07T10:02:00.000-07:00

After Phoenix eviscerated the Lakers in Game 7 last night, this may seem a little like old news, but Skip Bayless wrote an excellent column on the first round series last Friday. Bayless, with whom I generally disagree, commented that the Suns were getting little respect and the short end of many close calls. Like me, he was rooting against (the now defunct) possibility of a Clippers-Lakers "hallway" series in the next round. I had only two minor disagreements with Bayless's article. Though I hate Kobe Bryant, his dismissal of Raja Bell as a "kid" who "didn't get enough hugs as a kid" after their scrape in Game 5 was hilarious, not childish as Bayless asserts. Also, Bayless contends that Bell didn't deserve a suspension after his clothesline takedown of Kobe. He definitely should have been suspended for that cheap move.

Pujols Among Best Ever

2006-05-07T09:44:00.000-07:00

Last week, SI.com posted a statistical comparison of the top ten hitters after their first five seasons in the majors (courtesy of Jonah Keri at Baseball Prospectus). The list hinges largely on a stat called "Equivalent Average" which adjusts hitters' statistics to account for differences in eras and ballpark advantages. Albert Pujols, unsurprisingly to any fan of the game, easily makes the list. Pujols, 26, is off to the best start of his career this year, and there doesn't seem to be any ceiling to his potential. Wouldn't it be nice if Albert broke some of Barry Bonds tainted records down the road? Certainly no player in today's game can be completely above suspicion for steroid use, but Pujols has never been in any way accused or implicated, and most likely is clean.

Incidentally, Ted Williams ranked first on SI's list. Again, it makes you wonder what kind of numbers he'd have reached if hadn't lost five of his best years to fighting in World War II and Korea. He finished with 521 home runs, and five more seasons averaging at least 36 homers would have put him over 700.

What's in a Name?

2006-05-04T20:36:00.000-07:00

Sports Illustrated this week excerpted Leigh Montville's new book on Babe Ruth, and reading the selection, I found a certain passage especially interesting. Montville, writing in the voice of Ruth, remarks:

"I forever am the Sultan of Swat. I also am the Caliph of Clout, the Wizard of Whack,
the Wazir of Wham, the Mammoth of Maul, the Maharajah of Mash, the Prince of
Pounders, the Behemoth of Bash. I am the Colossus. I am the Bambino, the Bam, the
Big Bam. I am the Babe.

Barry Bonds is, well, Barry Bond. Enough said."

Every great athlete, especially in baseball, ought to have a nickname. And one as great as Bonds should have several. The fact that he has never had a nickname testifies to his failure to ever capture the imagination and love of the public. It's not a big deal, I suppose, just another pock mark against a guy already speckled with 'em.

Error Card Worth Thousands

2006-05-04T20:31:00.000-07:00

Alex Gordon, a minor league ballplayer in the Kansas City Royals' system, has a baseball card that sells for thousands of dollars. Why? Because a recent rule prohibits the production of rookie cards before a player's first appearance in the majors. Gordon's "rookie" card was produced accidentally last year and a few copies made it to stores before Topps realized the error and destroyed the supply. Don't buy now though, the card will be worth $5 in twenty years.

Dispute Over Puckett's Ashes

2006-05-04T20:29:00.000-07:00

What is it about Hall of Famers' remains that tears their families apart?

Pedro Gets Number 200

2006-04-18T13:37:00.000-07:00

Yesterday Pedro Martinez won his 200th major league game over the Atlanta Braves. Thus, it's a good time to remind ourselves of just how good this guy has been. Pedro is probably the only active major leaguer (perhaps Greg Maddux as well) about whom I feel comfortable using the term "artist". But that's what Pedro has always been, a Matisse on the mound. I'll never forget the buzz that hung in the air for every home start he had with the Red Sox (especially in his sublime 1999-2000 seasons). I'm told that only watching Sandy Koufax in his peak years can compare. His .704 winning percentage ranks number one all-time for pitchers with at least 200 decisions.

For more on Pedro's excellence read Ken Shouler's article today on ESPN.com, and for a comparison between Pedro and other great Latin pitchers, check out Enrique Rojas's latest from ESPNdeportes.com.

Getting to Know Gerald Green

2006-04-12T14:15:00.000-07:00

Twenty year old rookie Gerald Green may be an NBA superstar in a few years. By all accounts, the young Celtics forward has the talent to be an elite player, but will take time to grow into his potential. Today, the Celtics posted an interview with Green on their website. It's nothing too enlightening, however it seems to indicate he has the drive and is receiving the advice from his peers that can push him to his best. Take a glance at the Celtics future.

Crisp, Seymore Extended

2006-04-12T14:06:00.000-07:00

The Red Sox continued their forward thinking ways today by signing center fielder Coco Crisp to a three-year deal (with a club option for the fourth. The deal is reportedly worth $15.5 million, which means the Sox will be paying Coco Crisp around $5 million per year for ages 26-29, while the Yankees will be paying Johnny Damon $13 million per year for ages 33-36. I bet the Sox get the better end of this deal.

More importantly, the Patriots signed their second best player, Richard Seymour, apparently for four years (details still pending). Seymour is a three time Pro-Bowl defensive end entering the prime of his career. This guy may end up in the Hall of Fame, so to keep him as the rock of the defense for the foreseeable future is vital to the Patriots stability. If letting go of Vinatieri, Givens and McGinest meant that the Pats were able to sign Seymour, I'd say it was worth it.

A Shimmering "Emerald Diamond"

2006-04-10T13:22:00.000-07:00

"The Emerald Diamond", which tells the story of the rise of baseball in Ireland since the early 1990's, bubbles with character, heart and humor. I first mentioned the film in late February when The New York Times reviewed it, and I saw the film in Washington, DC two weeks ago, but I waited to comment on it because I had a few extra questions for director John Fitzgerald, and he was gracious enough to answer. To be clear, my questions involved info that was not provided in the NY Times article, the film's website: irishbaseballmovie.com, and the movie itself. Please consult those sites for any of your other Emerald Diamond needs.

The film concentrates primarily on the formation of the Irish national baseball team, which competes in the European championships every two years, and it's players become the driving force of the film, but it provides a complete picture of the effort ot develop baseball in Ireland: from the youth leagues, to the establishment of decent playing fields, to Cuban emigrants in Dublin. The national team slowly improves in international play, and eventually captures a bronze medal at the European Championships, but the film ends on a bit of down note. With baseball removed from the Olympics after the 2008 games, the Irish team will lose a substantial amount of its funding. Only time will tell just what kind of effect this will have on the progress of baseball on the Emerald Isle, yet you can be sure that a cadre of devoted Irish will continue to do everything they can to promote and grow the sport.

Fitzgerald confidently tells his story with nimble movement from the offbeat to the fundamentals, but never loses the passion that drives these (often inelegant) ballplayers. The movie entertains throughout, and any real baseball fan ought to take the time to see it when it's in your area. I had some questions about the future of Irish baseball which I put to the first time filmmaker.

Absent the Olympic money, would Major League Baseball be willing to offer funds for the Irish team? Fitzgerald expressed his doubt, "I would hope so, but you never know. I think Major League Baseball sees Europe as a TV market that would be difficult to develop. Because they can't envision selling enough merchandise or getting enough TV coverage, they are hesitant to put money into the development of European baseball. I think that way of thinking needs to change - without Olympic money, European baseball will slowly fade away unless MLB steps up to the plate (pun intended)."

With the inception of the World Baseball Classic, Irish baseball could gain noteriety (and perhaps more cash) if it managed to compete in the 2009 tournament. On this front, Fitzgerald is more optimistic. "I think Ireland is still a few years away from qualifying for the WBC," he says, "but at the rate Irish baseball is expanding and improving, it wouldn't surprise me if the Irish are able to contend for a WBC berth sometime in the next ten years."

As for his next project, Fitzgerald still hasn't had the time to give it serious consideration. He's not even sure if the documentary film is his preferred genre. "I never intended to make documentaries, but this one was a great experience, so maybe I'll do it again!"

As you'll see on the Emerald Diamond website, the movie has already hit many big cities, but if it's premiered in your town, fear not. John Fitzgerald is planning a new set of screenings this summer (including its Ireland premier) as well as submissions to various film festivals. He may also do screenings as fundraisers for Little League and American Legion teams. Those interested in organizing such fundraisers may contact him at vintagefitz@aol.com.

Crisp Hurt

2006-04-10T13:17:00.000-07:00

In probably the only negative aspect of the Red Sox's opening road trip, center fielder Coco Crisp fractured his index finger on Saturday night. The injury, which is a relatively minor fracture, will not require surgery, but will keep Crisp out of the lineup for at least 10 days (and likely a bit more than that). The good news for the Sox is that Adam Stern and Wily Mo Pena should be able to pick up the slack in Crisp's absence.

Sox Extend Ortiz's Contract

2006-04-10T13:06:00.000-07:00

The Red Sox announced today that they have signed David Ortiz through 2010 (with a club option for 2011). Getting this deal done quickly was vital for the team, for it removed Ortiz's ability to get to free agency after the 2007 season. Ortiz has become the core of the lineup and, with Varitek, one of the most important leaders in the clubhouse. The $12 million per year stacks up favorably for the Sox when you consider similar hitters are making far more (for example, Pujols: $15 million, Manny: $20 million and A-Rod: $25 million). Great job by Theo and staff to get this out of the way now, and credit Ortiz as well for his commitment to the team, city and fans above waiting to find the highest bidder.

Baseball Behind Enemy Lines

2006-04-07T12:26:00.000-07:00

A baseball bat, crafted by American POW's in Germany during World War II, is part of a traveling Baseball Hall of Fame exhibit called "Baseball As America". American journalists and diplomats who were rounded up and detained in late 1941 formed the bat from a downed tree branch and created a ball from a cork and medical tape. They played baseball in Germany (journalists vs. diplomats) until a negotiated prisoner exchange for German POW's returned them to the US. No word yet on how they made protective cups.

Clemens Teases Red Sox Nation

2006-04-03T19:46:00.000-07:00

Opening day was a great success for the Red Sox. A 7-3 victory, an excellent performance from Curt Schilling, an explosive Big Papi homer, and Coco Crisp's all-around fine play highlighted the game (there was one down note - but Foulke it, we won't dwell on it today). Yet the most intriguing story of the day was Roger Clemens extended stay in the Sox clubhouse, meeting with players and management. After the visit, Clemens met with the media and spoke highly of Boston and the Red Sox organization. Does this mean the Rocket will join the team this season? I'm still skeptical (albeit less so than I once was). You can read what Clemens said and be the judge.

Baseball 2006

2006-04-02T16:07:00.000-07:00

As always, I'm bubbling over with excitement for MLB Opening Day. I think it's fairly stupid to bother making arrogant prognostications in general (it's offensive enough when the "experts" do it and never acknowledge how wrong they usually are). So instead of strict, detailed predictions, I'll just give some impressions about the upcoming season.

I like the Red Sox' pitching staff and defense. If Keith Foulke should stay healthy and return to 2004 effectiveness (granted this is a major "if"), I think the Red Sox will win the division. I also believe that Curt Schilling will rebound and have a fine season. The reliable offense has changed, but with the anchor of David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez, the Sox should still pound out the runs.

As far as other so-called contenders in the American League go, I like the A's, White Sox (can't bet against the defending champs, as a general rule), Blue Jays and Indians. I have doubts about the Angels. Bartolo Colon will likely fall back from his Cy Young season to a good, but not great pitcher, and Benjo Molina is gone, leaving the catching to sophomore Jeff Mathis.

The Yankees offense is as good as $200 million can buy, but their pitching staff is rife with potential issues. Randy Johnson is 42, Mike Mussina has had an ERA around 4.45 and a total of 25 wins over the past two seasons, Carl Pavano and Aaron Small begin the season on the disabled list, and their middle relief leaves much to be desired. If things go wrong for this pitching staff, the Yankees will miss the playoffs. Don't forget: a ton of offense + mediocre pitching = the Texas Rangers.

In the National League, I like the Braves to win the NL East (because four years ago I said to myself: I'm picking this team to win the division until they're mathematically eliminated). I don't believe the Mets (darlings of many) will make the playoffs, not enough pitching and scattershot bullpen, but they'll hang around the posteason race until September. Gimme the Cardinals, as usual, in the NL Central; the Dodgers (i.e. the 2003 Red Sox) in the NL West; and the underrated Phillies for the Wild Card. The Brewers and Giants should contend for much of the season. Barry Bonds obviously is the key for the Giants, and he must stay healthy. Last year, he missed five months of the season due to tweaked integrity, and I think there's a chance he could miss even more because of a sprained sense of decency.

He Got What He Deserves

2006-03-30T15:22:00.000-08:00

A ten day suspension (beginning opening day) for Julian Tavarez.

A Glance at the Guru

2006-03-30T13:56:00.000-08:00

Bill James has revolutionized baseball. Even hard line, old-school baseball theorists have to acknowledge the impact of Bill James (though they still may ignore every word he's written). To fully assess James' impact on the game will take decades, and to be sure, James talents lie beyond statistical analysis and systems; the man is an exceptional writer who loves to tell stories of baseball history and culture that go far beyond the numbers.

Thus, it's misleading that an article about Bill James appearing in today's Boston Globe bears the headline "Numbers Cruncher". Kelsie Smith's article itself however, provides a nice glimpse into the world of Bill James, with specific attention to his role as an advisor to the Red Sox (a position he's held since 2002). This is the first time I've read anything about what James does for the Olde Towne Team, and though he's hardly candid, it does shed at least a thin beam of light on the kind of work he does with Theo and John Henry. Red Sox fans best check it out.

For a much more detailed narrative about Bill James, I recommend a new biography, The Mind of Bill James, by Scott Gray. The book relies heavily on an eclectic mix of James' writing, but the excerpts presented are alone worth the time. It's a quick, fun read that will provide a flavor of the import of James' 30 years of baseball work.

Of course, the serious baseball fan should go to the source, Bill James' books. A good place to start would be The New Bill James Historical Baseball Abtract, no other book on baseball is like it.

"Another" Finalist

2006-03-29T18:49:00.000-08:00

It's worth remembering, amid the George Mason hoopla, that there are other teams with interesting storylines of their own in this year's Final Four. To me, I think LSU's run in the wake of Hurricane Katrina ranks up there, especially because of the jovial Glen "Big Baby" Davis, whose play is reminiscent of Shaquille O'Neal with an outside jumpshot. Lee Jenkins, of the New York Times, takes an edifying peek into the personality of Davis and his value to his weary home state.

Baseball's Back

2006-03-29T18:26:00.000-08:00

I can't express how thrilled I am about the imminent baseball season. I intend to do something of a preview in a few days, but here's a pleasant warmup. ESPN.com's Jim Caple gives his list of the top ten (plus one) baseball experiences. Numbers 7, 8, and 10 were particularly interesting to me.

George Mason Mania

2006-03-28T12:25:00.000-08:00

I don't know if I'm ready to proclaim George Mason's run the biggest underdog story in college basketball history (I'd take '85 Villanova) unless they win the whole tournament, but it certainly is a spectacular feat. The Patriots (feels odd to use that team name and not refer to football) grabbed history by the balls when it defeated Michigan State (made last year's Final Four), UNC (the defending champs) and UConn (the champs before UNC). I doubt any but a few of the major basketball programs in this country could have pulled off such a run.

Astonishingly, there are some people out there who feel that this group of Final Four teams (the first since 1980 without a single 1 seed), and particularly George Mason, hurt the tournament. Fans, they say, want to see dominant teams. I couldn't disagree more. Upsets and cinderella stories distinguish the NCAA tournament from every other major sports playoff. They call it March Madness, not March Monotonous.

So much ink has been spilled over George Mason already, and deservedly so. Here are a few related articles worth checking out:

From the Boston Globe, A George Mason Primer and an inside look at Patriots' coach Jim Larranaga (the instant superstar).

From the New York Times a look at what this underdog story is doing to the school, and what it's longer term benefits to the university could be outside of basketball.

And from SI.com, the story of one of the four people who correctly predicted all of the Final Four teams. The catch? This guy did it by accident.

Chin Music

2006-03-27T17:53:00.000-08:00

For some reason, new Red Sox reliever Julian Tavarez started throwing punches at Tampa Bay's Joey Gathright after a play at the plate earlier today. Tavarez hit Gathright on the chin before the benches cleared and Devil Ray players came to Gathright's defense. If you missed the attack, you gotta check out the photos of the incident. It's a rare occassion when a pitcher is the first to throw the haymaker.

Vinatieri To Indy

2006-03-23T17:37:00.000-08:00

It's been a tough few months for Boston fans, who have seen major makeovers for all their teams. The Red Sox have lost Johnny Damon, Bill Mueller, Kevin Millar, Doug Mirabelli and Bronson Arroyo; the Bruins got rid of Sergei Samsonov and Joe Thornton; the Celtics parted ways with Ricky Davis; the Patriots let go of Willie McGinest, David Givens and Adam Vinatieri; and Isaac Hayes quit South Park.

I don't begrudge Adam Vinatieri much for leaving the Patriots. He's 33 years old, and this was easily the best chance for him to pull in a big contract. Plus, the Pats had franchised him the previous two seasons, and if they really wanted him back, they would have done so again. What Vinatieri has done for the organization will always endure. The most frustrating thing, of course, is that of all teams, Adam joined the Colts. It's not quite like moving from the Sox to the Yankees, but it's not far off.

From a business standpoint, the Patriots' decision seems just. Vinatieri hasn't kicked-off well, and has not hit a 50+ yard field goal since 2002. To sign him at a high price AND have to hire another kicker for kickoffs in a couple years simply makes little economic sense. Now, they can cheaply sign a young kicker with years of high level performance ahead of him. To the sentamentalists (of which I am one) Adam leaving, especially with his history of clutch excellence, seems unfathomable. But the Patriots don't operate with sentamentality, they operate with pragmatism. They always have under Belichick, and they likely always will.

So I think I speak for most Patriots fans when I say: Adam, good luck. Break a leg.

Just Don't Do It

2006-03-23T12:53:00.000-08:00

Jason Whitlock of espn.com (who over the last few months has quickly become one of my favorite Page 2 writers -- I recommend you peruse his archives) produced a spectacular (and hilarious) piece on why women shouldn't even try to dunk. And it's not merely because you can find more exciting dunks in a doughnut shop, there's a good business angle too. Read it.

The Deflation of Damon

2006-03-23T12:34:00.000-08:00

My friend Menachem brought to my attention a terrific New York Times column about the marked changes in Johnny Damon's personality since joining the Yankees. Because Harvey Araton's "Damon Has Taken Id Out of Idiot Act" is only available to subscribers online, here's the text:

PERHAPS Johnny Damon was less the free spirit in Boston than he was
the skilled salesman. Perhaps the hair and beard were part of a
disguise, a veneer, as he embraced and exploited an environment
established by others and encouraged by Manager Terry Francona.

''He's a good player with short hair or long hair,'' Francona said
yesterday in the visitors' dugout at Legends Field, reminding his
audience that Damon didn't always look like he lived in the cave that
passed for the Red Sox clubhouse.

But who is the real Johnny Damon?

The Boston holdovers making the trip here from Fort Myers -- Manny
Ramirez and Mike Timlin -- may not have done a double take at the
first sight of Damon, shaved and shorn, but they would have wanted
their ears examined had they heard him interviewed before the Yankees'
5-4 victory in the first and only exhibition game this spring between
the Yankees and Red Sox.

''I've enjoyed shaving,'' Damon announced in the Yankee dugout, within
shouting distance of George Steinbrenner, the Boss who bought him and
dispatched him to the barber, sitting in on an elevated perch behind
the batting cage. ''I actually feel a lot younger.''

Less than a week after returning from the World Baseball Classic,
Damon is already sounding pinstriped, buttoned-down, far from the
reputed iconoclast who wrote the book on the Red Sox' rowdiness and
cashed in on his reputation as the pre-eminent ''Idiot.''

He said he had no hard feelings about Red Sox management for playing
hardball in free-agent negotiations, almost begging the Yankees to
outbid them. He played down his new role in the rivalry that resumed
last night with three hit batsmen, calling his defection ''old news''
less than two weeks before his first regular-season at-bat.

His only target was the Red Sox dugout, into which he fouled a 2-2
pitch from Jonathan Papelbon while leading off the home first inning,
hearing the first of many boos to come from embedded Red Sox fans.

''My role is to come in here and be a good leadoff hitter and catch
more balls in center field,'' Damon said, sounding so measured that
you wondered if he took lessons in Yankee-speak during the Classic
from Derek Jeter.

For those thinking that Damon might change the staid character of the
Yankees, help them relax and better meet the win-or-else mandate of
Steinbrenner and the city, guess again. The impression he gave
yesterday was that he has already been assimilated into the collective
of the bland, despite Joe Torre's insistence that he told Damon way
back at the news conference announcing his contract ''to just be
himself.''

By midseason, Damon may not even remember anything about a curse, the
Bambino and 2004. He may be one more tool and propagandist of the YES
network, where the only Yankees-Red Sox classics are those in which
the Yankees won or the Red Sox choked.

''Time will tell whether Johnny is able to be the same guy he was in
Boston,'' said the reliever Mike Myers, Damon's teammate in Boston
last season and for part of 2004. ''From what I've heard in the past,
coming to New York can affect a lot of people in a variety of ways.''

Alex Rodriguez was once considered baseball's surest offensive thing
until he encountered a set of suffocating expectations impossible to
understand until being paid to meet them. Jason Giambi was the freest
of spirits until his blemishes became visible in the harsh Yankee
Stadium spotlight.

Gary Sheffield once seemed to have an answer for everything, but
yesterday, confronted with questions about claims he used human growth
hormone and testosterone in the new book ''Game of Shadows,'' he had
nothing to offer except defiance.

The burdens on the most salary-bloated team in the history of sports
get heavier with every year that doesn't conclude the way 2000 did,
with a World Series parade. Among the brooding and the boring, it was
postulated that Damon could be the resident clown prince of the
clubhouse, an element the Red Sox have lost beyond his 175 to 200
hits.

''The decibel level of our clubhouse might be lower,'' Francona said.

But is that because of Damon's defection or more to the departure of
Kevin Millar, who created the Cowboy Up schtick and who bridged the
gap that previously existed between the team and its resident stars,
Ramirez and Pedro Martinez?

In the Yankees clubhouse, there is no Millar, holding court every
night, no Martinez waxing nostalgic about his Dominican mango tree, no
Ramirez staking out permanent residence in a figurative left field.

Was Damon a true flake, or more of a follower? Was he the leader in
Boston, or just the leadoff hitter?

''Johnny Damon was the face of the Red Sox,'' Torre said before Damon
showed them his clean-cut look for the first time.

Looks can be deceiving. Beneath all that hair, it's quite possible
that Damon was never really an insurgent, or even an idiot, as much as
he was a chameleon turned capitalist, and at the roots a
Yankee-in-waiting.

Minor League Baseball in Boston

2006-03-08T21:40:00.000-08:00

One man wants to make it happen... and he might. How cool would that be?

WBC Optimism

2006-03-08T12:56:00.000-08:00

Most people seem to be down on the World Baseball Classic, and I agree with many of their concerns: stars dropping out, risk of injury that could harm some teams' regular season hopes, and players not competing at their peak mid-season form. But after the first few games, I think the WBC has been fairly entertaining (and the participants certainly are giving it their all). The Dominican Republic-Venezeula and Mexico-USA games yesterday were fantastic to watch.

And I've found two sportswriters who share my optimism about the WBC. DJ Gallo of ESPN provides a funny analysis here with lines like: "Team China has been outscored 40-6 in its three WBC games so far, proving that one of the few things not manufactured in China is runs."

Meanwhile, John Donovan of Sports Illustrated discusses the crazed atmosphere furnished by the fans at the Venezeula-DR game.

Remembering Kirby

2006-03-06T23:00:00.000-08:00

All baseball fans had to be shocked and saddened at the news that Kirby Puckett, 45, died of a stroke today. He had the second shortest life of any baseball Hall of Famer, behind Lou Gehrig. As a baseball fan, I can't remember much about Kirby's career firsthand. I recall his stature and as one of the best and most likable players of the early 1990's, his premature retirement after the 1995 season due to glaucoma and his Hall of Fame induction, but the truest Kirby moments, like his huge performance defensively and offensively in Game 6 of the 1991 World Series, elude me.

Puckett's numbers over his brief 12-year career speak for themselves, a .318 lifetime average, over 2000 hits and 200 home runs, 6-time gold glove winner, 10-time All-Star, and of course he also led the Twins to two championships. It was his attitude though, on and off the field, that made the most indelible mark on baseball and its fans. I know he had troubles in the years following his Cooperstown induction (as well documented by Sports Illustrated a couple years ago), but Puckett's lovable legacy remains secure. Few athletes have meant more to a city than Puckett did to Minneapolis. There are many great articles around today about Kirby Puckett, but I refer you to Jim Caple, who beautifully eulogizes the man, from his impact on the clubhouse to the fans, and yes, his later indiscretions.

GW Hoops

2006-03-06T21:50:00.000-08:00

I wanted to give a quick entry about George Washington basketball team, ranked 6th in the country, and bearer's of the longest active win streak (18 games) and best record (26-1). The team is having its best season in its history (though it's got the country's 253rd most difficult schedule), and seeing as I moved to Foggy Bottom (GW's DC neighborhood) just as the season began, it feels particularly relevent. Saturday's game featured a couple miracle shots to keep the Colonials' streak alive. If you didn't see the game, read this Pat Forde article for a great description of the frantic action at the end of the second half and OT (as well as the larger relevence of GW's dream season). I don't expect the Colonials to make it too far into the NCAA tournament -probably no further than the Sweet 16- but the players and coach Karl Hobbs should be recognized for their tremendous accomplishment in putting the program on the map.

Major League Snub

2006-03-05T14:25:00.000-08:00

Last week a committee of 12 amateur baseball historians took a long overdue step in the right direction, inducting 17 former Negro Leaguers into the Hall of Fame (18 had been inducted over the previous 40 years). As momentous this event was, the committee may have made a mistake as momentous, overlooking 94-year-old ex-Negro Leaguer Buck O'Neil. O'Neil had been an all-star player, the first black coach in the Majors, a world class scout who helped bring a bunch of eventual Hall of Famers into the league, and for over half a century an ambassador of the game and many forgotten Negro League stars. Gordon Edes of the Boston Globe wrote a fine piece today about the egregious exclusion of O'Neil which also recommends that commissioner Bud Selig right this wrong. (Fear not, the article is only three of the five pages listed.) Old Buck definitely deserves a plaque in Cooperstown.

The Art Of Advertising

2006-03-03T15:24:00.000-08:00

Yesterday Darren Rovell of Page 2 on ESPN.com wrote a piece about the latest Michael Jordan Nike commercial. Rovell details the motivation and creation of the commercial, which he rightly argues is one of Jordan's best. Included with the article is the video of the ad itself.

I'm a huge fan of good television commercials. Not so much the funny one-liners, or cute concepts, but the ads that really stand as tiny films. The ones that brilliantly capture and execute some emotion, thought, or story. Below I've linked a few of my favorites from recent years. Needless to say, Nike's elite marketing division makes a couple of appearances.

This unbelievable Honda ad, titled "Cog", ran in Britain, not on standard US broadcasts, but its ingenious concept made it commonplace on the internet. The ad was filmed in one shot, uses no special effects and took 606 takes to get right. All the togs are Honda parts.

This Lance Armstrong ad, "Magnet", ran in the summer of 2004, as he pursued his record-breaking 6th straight Tour de France crown. As the biker ceaselessly pedals across the country, passing rocky coastal cliffs, vast plains, middle-America suburbs, and many other typically distinct American settings, as well as a hospital cancer ward. As he does so, animals, trains, adults and children seem innately attracted to Armstrong and glide along with him. The music was written specifically for the spot. For more on this ad, click here.

And last, I offer an ad (the title of which I don't know) which still gives me goosebumps. It ran from the end of the 2004 ALCS through the World Series, as the Red Sox charged towards their first title since 1918. It features two young boys in 1919, sitting in their dads seats in Fenway Park. As the years pass, the boys grow up and older, always in their same seats, hanging onto hope. Finally, with their grandchildren by their side in 2004, they finally look up optimistically as a cheer runs through the crowd. The morse code that frames the ad says it all, "Just do it."

Manny Reports

2006-03-01T21:14:00.000-08:00

I'm glad to see that Man-Child Ramirez made good on his promise and arrived at Red Sox spring training today. I know this is WAY too much to ask: but please, Man-Child, don't make anymore fuss about trades until the offseason. I beg you. Just go out there, hit the horsehide off the ball. Sure, he's going to have his goofball moments. I think there's probably a 50 percent chance that some Sunday afternoon he'll roll a cot into left field and take a nap during the top of the sixth. But, Man-child's never been a clubhouse cancer before, and I fear that he may become one if he decides that's the only way to force a trade (like Jay Payton did last season). Today he said he "lives in the present," but Manny declined to specify on which planet he does his living.

Clemens on Clemens Violence

2006-03-01T20:30:00.000-08:00

When I first heard that Roger Clemens' son, Koby, homered off him in Astros training camp, I immediately turned to my roommate and said "I bet Clemens threw at him the next at bat." Then, fittingly, ESPN confirmed my hunch. How wonderful a story is this? Perhaps the perfect father-son moment, and one so emblematic of The Rocket too: the competitor, the father, and the take-no-prisoners mentality that has made him the best pitcher of the modern era. Roger Clemens would throw chin music at Mother Teresa on Christmas if she was crowding the plate.

"Voice of the Red Sox" Dies

2006-02-20T13:51:00.000-08:00

Legendary announcer Curt Gowdy, who called Red Sox games from 1951-1966 before moving to NBC's "Game of the Week", died today of leukemia at age 86. Gowdy also called the first Super Bowl and the World Series between 1966-1975. I'm sure tomorrow's Boston Globe will carry copious coverage of Gowdy's distinguished career, but the New York Times has already posted a wonderful obituary here. Perhaps greatest testiment to Gowdy's talent and versatility: He's the only broadcaster in the baseball, football and basketball Halls of Fame.

Also of note, this video features Peter Gammons reflecting on Curt Gowdy, especially on the broadcaster's friendship with Ted Williams.

Another A-Rod Assault

2006-02-16T14:53:00.000-08:00

The ever-gregarious Ozzie Guillen has become the latest baseball personality to take a shot at A-Rod, accusing him of phony pandering to the Dominican team in the upcoming World Baseball Classic.

Baseball Blooms

2006-02-12T18:55:00.000-08:00

Jack Curry of the New York Times submitted an interesting piece on the progress baseball has made in Ireland since being introduced in 1990. Now in its adolescence, the Irish baseball team captured the bronze medal at the 2004 European Championships and hopes for an even better finish later this year.

The inspiration for Curry's article is John J. Fitzgerald, an American who has produced a documentary about the Irish baseball team called "The Emerald Diamond". For more about the film, including screening dates across the country, click here.

Only In New England

2006-02-10T12:56:00.000-08:00

Now here's a cause worth supporting. Free New England's children from abuse!

Super Bore

2006-02-07T15:59:00.000-08:00

Well, I'll own up to it. I really missed the mark with my Super Bowl prediction. And I'm not gonna blame the refs for Seattle's loss. Good teams overcome bad calls, as Pittsburgh did in Indy (Troy Polamalu's non-interception call was probably the worst of a horribly officiated postseason). But only the staunchest defenders of the NFL would say that Super Bowl XL wasn't rife with borderline to downright inept calls, most of which did go against the Seahawks. Ben Roethlisberger himself admitted on Letterman last night that he didn't score on third down in the second quarter. And the game turned on the phantom holding call against the Seahawks that turned 1st and goal from the 1 yard line into 3rd and long. ESPN's Michael Smith articulated the problem well in his article today. If the NFL doesn't think it has a problem after these playoffs, they're kidding themselves. Make the refs full time, review certain rules and policies, just improve things.

The game itself was horrible in all phases. Poor national anthem, Montana and Bradshaw skipping the past Super Bowl MVP honor roll, sloppy play from both teams and their stars, dreadfully dull halftime show, and of course, the officials. You know you have a bad game on hand when the winning team's QB has a rating (22.7) just a shade above their point total (21). Sports Illustrated's Paul Zimmerman, who has covered every Super Bowl since Super Bowl II puts it in his five worst of all time.

Let's just hope we get the Patriots involved next year to set things right.

Spring Training Tune Up

2006-02-07T13:31:00.000-08:00

Peter Gammons is typically excellent, mixing inside information with scrupulous detail work, in his latest. He reviews the Red Sox's rollercoaster of an offseason, assesses their new look team, and gazes into the future at the 2006 season and beyond. A great read for any Red Sox fan prepping for spring training.

Wooing the Rocket

2006-02-07T13:26:00.000-08:00

Bad news for Bill Simmons: The Red Sox are putting together a video pitch in an attempt to lure Roger Clemens back to Boston for the last season of his career. I still doubt that Clemens will decide to leave the state of Texas (he may sign with the Rangers if not the Astros) because he's been so adament about remaining close to home. That said, you never know, and I'd have no problem welcoming last year's ERA leader back to Boston, even if he is a heartless mercenary.

Super Bowl Meditations

2006-02-04T20:51:00.000-08:00

I'll be honest: It's extremely difficult to follow Super Bowl week without the Patriots in it. Funny how in a scant four years a team can go from NFL joke to perennial Super Bowl participant. And yes, Super Bowl XL seems short on storylines and hype (by normal standards anyway) as it is, but for me the two week interlude just feels utterly empty. The XL may as well stand for Extremely Lackluster.

All regrets about the Patriots' loss in Denver aside, I like the matchup a lot. Seattle deserves this. They've been the most well-rounded team in the NFL all season long. (Indy's overrated defense spent most of the year racking up good stats against the offenses of teams like San Francisco, Houston twice, Tennessee twice, Baltimore, Cleveland and Arizona.) But Seattle can win with special teams, offense or D. No surprise then that they've won 13 of their last 14 games (the only loss was the meaningless final game of the regular season). Matt Hasselbeck has been simply otherworldly for his last seven games. He's thrown 13 TD's against 1 INT in that span. Combine that type of production with the abilities of MVP Shaun Alexander, and the Seahawk offense looks truly formidable. What many overlook is that their defense can be just as dangerous.

As my brother pointed out to me this week, the Steeler running attack ranked fifth in the NFL this season and the Seahawk run defense ranked fifth as well. The Steelers have not run the ball well in their last two playoff games. They averaged fewer than three yards per rush in both games, the first time in 15 years Pittsburgh has been so unsuccessful.

Knowing this, the most important player in the Super Bowl becomes wunderkind QB Ben Roethlisberger. If he can play as well as has throughout the playoffs, the Steelers may win this game. Though the Seahawks only had 16 regular season interceptions, they led the NFL with 50 sacks, so Roethlisberger ought to feel the pressure. I suspect he'll be forced into making a couple big mistakes. Seattle's defense did force the normally accurate Jake Delhomme into three picks in the NFC Championship game. If Roethlisberger doesn't protect the ball, it should be enough to give Seattle the title.

Maybe it's the Boston guy in me rooting for local kid Matt Hasselbeck and Lofa Tatupu, son of ex-Patriot Mosi, but I'm taking the Seahawks, 24-20.

Then again, I'm probably the only guy in America excited about the prospect of watching Bill Belichick break down the matchup before the game on ABC.

Media Bias?

2006-02-02T12:50:00.000-08:00

Is there a vast Steeler bias at Sports Illustrated? Some have noted that the Steelers have been on the cover of the last three issues. Seems like more than a coincidence to me too. Also scroll down the above link for further reasons why the Patriots' dynasty lives on.

A Grand Merger

2006-01-29T22:09:00.000-08:00

ESPN.com's Page 2 has joined forces with The Onion to create Onion Sports. As a fan of both, I whole-heartedly approve this holy union.

It's Official...

2006-01-26T19:42:00.000-08:00

...Bode Miller is an idiot.

Coco Crisp: Not a Lucky Charm?

2006-01-26T14:21:00.000-08:00

Looks like the Coco Crisp deal is on the rocks. Clearly Crisp would be a great replacement for Damon in centerfield and at the leadoff spot, and therefore the failure of this trade would severely cripple the Red Sox, but I'm also disappointed because it would mean I won't have the chance to write cereal-based titles for entries (as above) all season long.

Schilling on Everything

2006-01-26T14:18:00.000-08:00

For those Sox fans out there who want to get to know Curt Schilling a little better, read the great email interview he had with Bill Simmons. As usual, Schilling's not shy, and he covers almost every topic in this interview (including taking shots at Dan Shaughnessy).

Kobe Goes Nuts

2006-01-23T23:58:00.000-08:00

Just had to post something about Kobe's 81 point game last night. I mean, I don't like the guy, but only once every few years (and sometimes every few decades) does an athlete reach the pure apex of his sport. Kobe's very performance exemplifies why so many (myself included) bristled as he sat out the 4th quarter in his 62 point game a few weeks ago. As fans, we want to see history. We want to see the best. And when we know it's close, we definitely don't want it to be consciously disregarded. Yesterday Kobe chased history with the doggedness of a bounty hunter, and since he bagged his prey, we're all reveling in it. Regardless of the Lakers' record here on out, the Staples Center will be full every night. Laker fans know there's a legitimate chance to witness history anytime number 8 is in the lineup.

For my money, Kobe's 81 trumps Wilt's 100. While Wilt scored 100, he was simply a freak of nature. No one but Bill Russell matched his size, and he just couldn't be guarded underneath. When Chamberlain exploded, the NBA had not yet instituted the three second rule. Bryant plays in a low-scoring era (the 76ers scored 169 in Wilt's century game) and a far more athletic league than the 1962 version. Sunday, he struck from everywhere, including 7 of 13 from beyond the arc. His 60.9 field goal percentage edge's Wilt's 57.1, and there hadn't even been a 70 point game since David Robinson scored 71 in 1994. And in case you didn't know, Kobe only played 41 minutes. Forty five years from now, you better believe people will fondly remember 81. Unlike Wilt's 100, they actually caught this one on tape.

Props to Arroyo

2006-01-23T22:06:00.000-08:00

Bronson Arroyo deserves a good deal of credit (which for the most part he doesn't seem to get) for the deal he signed last week. Arroyo and the Red Sox agreed to a three year contract extension worth $11-12 million. Arroyo took the deal despite the disapproval of the Players' Association and the declaration by his own agent that he'd advised against Bronson accepting the terms. Arroyo, for his part, said that he simply wanted to stay with the Red Sox and that he enjoyed playing in Boston (maybe he thinks his rock career has a better chance in Boston than in Pittsburgh or Kansas City). But it's so rare now that a player defies the (possibly sound, but usually greedy) advice of his agent, that this alone merits some measure of attention.

Not only did Arroyo risk losing out on a greater contract next year in arbitration, he also didn't receive a no-trade clause from the team, which means his fidelity may be a one way street. A young pitcher with a relatively small contract can command a lot of interest on the trade market. After all the anger and moaning from Red Sox Nation because of Johnny Damon's disloyalty, fans ought to go out of their way praise Bronson Arroyo for his allegiance to the team and the city.

The O.C.

2006-01-23T19:59:00.000-08:00

The Patriots named quarterbacks coach Josh McDaniels as the new offensive coordinator. 29 year-old McDaniels became QB coach in 2004, and Brady thrived under McDaniels for the past two seasons. Also, McDaniels supposedly split the play-calling with Bill Belichick this past season, so he should be an able replacement for Charlie Weis. That is, until he becomes a head coach next year.

Leftover NFL Thoughts

2006-01-23T18:40:00.000-08:00

When I say "leftover thoughts", I refer to thoughts from last week. I wanted to post before Sunday's games, but I was in New York for the weekend and had limited internet access. For the self-aggrandizing record, I would have picked both Pittsburgh and Seattle this weekend (for verification of these picks, consult my friend Paul Cannon or brother, both of whom received my picks before the game). Of course, outside of feeding my own ego, this does not help anyone.

-On the Mangini hiring as "HC of the NYJ", I think this is a great move by the Jets. Eric Mangini, though just 35, has spent 11 years working in some capacity under Bill Parcells or Bill Belichick, as he said the day of his press conference "it's like getting a law degree from Harvard". The choice of such a young guy should give the Jets stability at head coach after going through four HC's in the past nine years (five if you count Belichick's day on the job in 2000). The only real risk here is inexperience. Mangini spent just one year as the defensive coordinator for the Patriots, and by some accounts Belichick had to override several of Mangini's strategic decisions before and during certain games. Also, Belichick's own experience as a first time head coach should serve notice to the Jets and their fans. Belichick took over the Browns at age 38, and with 17 years NFL experience, and failed. Nevertheless, the Jets made a bold hire, and with patience it'll likely prove a wise decision.

-Concerning the Pats loss to Denver: There were some awful calls, but it was the Patriots who threw this game away. Turn the ball over 5 times in a playoffs game, and get your golf clubs ready. I wonder if Tom Brady doesn't have maybe one tiny weakness. As great as he is, and as great a season as he had, Brady's game-changing interception in the 3rd quarter could be indicitive of a flaw. Under an unblocked blitz from the left side, Brady rolled to his right and threw short on the run to the flat, pick. On December 26th in New York, the same thing happened. With the Pats deep in Jets territory, Brady rolled right, threw short and Ty Law picked it off and scored. Maybe this is simply a coincidence, maybe it's a small, fixable blemish, but maybe there's something more there. I hope not.

And for all those in the media who believe this loss means the end of the Pats dynasty, I doubt it. With Belichick at the helm, a 28 year olf Tom Brady (29 by next season) taking the snaps, and a bunch of other core guys, the Patriots ought to be a contender next season and beyond. You never know for sure in the NFL --Brady could go down like Carson Palmer at any time-- yet with an easier schedule next year, and a bit more luck on the injury front, I'd hardly be shocked to see the Pats return to the Super Bowl. Even if they don't, they'll be in the mix. And the whole idea that the dynasty would end simply because they failed to continue their playoff streak, this is idiotic. Joe Montana and his 49er dynasty won 4 Super Bowls in 9 seasons. What made it a great dynasty was that over that span (and for the subsequent five seasons) the Niners always a legitimately threatened to win it all. And so, the New England Patriots likely will do the same. Over the next 6-8 seasons, the Patriots may win win or two more championships, but they probably will hover in the top tier of the NFL throughout that time.

-Another shot at Peyton Manning. For whatever reason, I have a sick affinity for ripping Peyton. After last week's choke job against the Steelers, Peyton has cemented "great QB who gags in the big one" status. From this point, on the cusp of his 30th birthday, Manning can go in one of two directions. Either he'll be a ringless wonder like Dan Marino, or as Indy fans hope, he'll be the late career winner a la John Elway. Today, I'm going to tell you why he won't follow in Elway's footsteps.

1) The teams: Elway's Broncos of 1980's and early '90's made (and lost) three Super Bowls, but it wasn't until the addition of Terrell Davis that the Broncos truly became great. Finally Elway had a poweful runner who could take the postseason pressure off his arm. In the case of the Colts, their playoff losses the last four years have come from a lack of offense, not defense. In those elimination games, they've scored 18, 3, 14 and 0 points. But the Indy offense does have that great RB in Edgerrin James, and they still can't get over the hump. Moreover, this year's Colts may end up Manning's best team. Because his and Marvin Harrison's contracts consume so much salary cap space, the Colts likely won't be able to resign their big free agents this offseason. Among them: James, Reggie Wayne, and Mike Vanderjagt (everyone's favorite drunken kicker). The cap space bugaboo won't soon go away.

2) Mobility: Unlike Elway, the only QB in NFL history to have 7 straight seasons of at least 3000 yards passing and more than 200 yards rushing, Manning has zero mobility, and as the Steelers proved Sunday, can be nearly helpless if the pass rush penetrates the pocket. Mobility is surprisingly important in the playoffs, when the opposition defenses tend to be the best around. Even slower QB's such as Tom Brady and Joe Montana possess(ed) the innate ability to feel the rush and step up in the pocket (if only a couple feet) to buy themselves an extra second or two. Manning does not sense the pressure and improvises poorly when it arrives.

3) Big game play: Even before winning a Super Bowl, Elway had played in three, but more than that, he'd a long history of leading late comebacks and game winning drives (namely, The Drive) in the playoffs. Manning not only has a dismal 3-6 postseason record, he also has never led a 4th quarter or overtime comeback in his postseason career.

Take these things together, and Manning could well be ticketed for Marino-esque status: gaudy numbers, empty fingers.

(By the way, I'm convinced that in 50 years, 28 NFL teams will have a starting quarterback named "Manning" and that the four teams which don't will play in the conference championship games each year.)

(Like I said, just a sick love of ripping Peyton.)

Dome-stic Disturbance

2006-01-20T01:15:00.000-08:00

This great story from Cold Hard Football Facts reinforces a sentiment I have long had about the ineptitude of football teams that play in domes (especially if they play in a cold weather city). I've told my friend Rachel, a Lions fan, on several occassions that Detroit further ensured years of weak teams by putting a dome over Ford Field (at least they get to host Super Bowl XL). In this case, the article specifically explains the annual playoff evaporation of the Indianapolis Colts. Oh yes, they deliciously dig into those "soft" Colts.

Theo Returns

2006-01-20T00:54:00.000-08:00

I'll have more on this, but as I'm sure you know, Theo Epstein and the Red Sox have officially reunited. By all accounts, reconciliation seemed inevitable for months now. Though Theo's role is as yet undefined, he should supervise baseball operations and manage co-GM's Jed Hoyer and Ben Cherington. Maybe the position will be ephemeral. Buster Olney implies that Epstein may and the Red Sox may once again separate in the near future, and Dan Shaughnessy rightly contests that the move has not restored full stability to the Sox' front office.

Cache Of Rare Baseball Cards Found

2006-01-20T00:53:00.000-08:00

For some reason, stories like this always interest me.

Statistical Subpoena

2006-01-15T16:28:00.000-08:00

An intriguing lawsuit is underway to determine whether baseball statistics belong to the public or to Major League Baseball as their private property. The issue arose with regard to fantasy leagues, and the ruling could affect fantasy baseball for the foreseeable future.

Divisional Playoffs

2006-01-13T13:44:00.000-08:00

It's a weekend of rematches in the NFL, with some great games looming. I went 4-0 last week, but forecasting these games is much, much tougher. Let's go right into it.

Washington @ Seattle - The Redskins edged the Seahawks in overtime earlier this year (in D.C.) and have been playing well over the past five weeks. Still, they barely survived an average Tampa team last week, how can they possibly beat a superior, well-rested Seahawk team which has not lost in Seattle? It's not inconceivable that Washington can limit Shaun Alexander's productivity, but Matt Hasselbeck has thrown the ball brilliantly throughout the second half of the season and should be able to provide the firepower. The Seahawk secondary can handle Brunell and will force Clinton Portis to beat them on the ground. I just can't see a close game here by the third quarter. Seattle: 27-10.

New England @ Denver - When these two teams met in week 6, the Broncos dominated early, jumping out to a 28-3 lead, and held off a Pats comeback for a 28-20 win. But that Patriot team barely resembles the one that will take the field Saturday night. Tedy Bruschi, Richard Seymore, Corey Dillon and Kevin Faulk all missed the first Broncos game, and all will play this weekend. The Broncos major offensive strength is their running game. RB's Mike Anderson and tatum Bell combined for nearly 2000 rushing yards this season, and torched the Pats for 178 in the first meeting. However, the Pats rushing defense has been first in the NFL over the last 8 weeks (opponents have averaged just 68 yards per game against them). More likely than not, the dominant New England front seven will be able to limit (if not completely shut down) the Bronco ground game, and force Jake Plummer to beat them through the air.

Plummer succeeded this season in minimizing his trademark mistakes, and the Patriots biggest weakness has to be their secondary, but Belichick and the front seven should be able to force more than one Denver turnover. Cornerback Champ Bailey may be able to shut down Deion Branch, yet the Brady will have myriad other options in David Givens, Ben Watson, Troy Brown, and Kevin Faulk. Belichick is 15-1 with New England when facing a QB twice in a season (the only loss coming against Miami this season when the Patriot starters sat for three quarters). And if you really want your mind blown, check out these Belichick stats against the greatest QB's of all time, courtesy of coldhardfootballfacts.com (linked on the left). Those numbers are downright astounding.

In the end, this game reminds me so much of the Pittsburgh AFC Championship game last year. You have a healthy Pats team going to the site of a bad loss earlier in the season, a loss which occurred against an injury riddled Pats team. You have an opponent which relies heavily on its running attack and limiting the number of throws its QB has to make. You have to work against a major home field advantage and an 8-0 home record that season. The Pats beat the Steelers last year 41-27. The Pats will beat the Broncos too, and I think easily. Patriots: 30-20.

Pittsburgh @ Indianapolis - Oh, how I want to pick the Steelers in this game. And not just because that would mean the Pats would host the AFC Championship. The Colts haven't played a meaningful game in a month, and who knows how the rest and the Dungy tragedy will affect them? The Steelers have been on a roll lately, and despite the 26-7 shellacking in Indy earlier this year, they're more than likely gonna stay close this week. Roethlisberger has made huge strides towards becoming one of the top 5 quarterbacks in the NFL, and last week against the Bengals, he showed he's finally ready to carry a team in the playoffs. The Steelers play tough, physical football, and will try to beat up Peyton Manning and the Colts receivers. Nevertheless, with the rest, the home field and especially the firepower, the Colts just have too many weapons for the Steelers. The Steelers' only chance to win will be to force multiple turnovers and commit none. The Colts may emerge from this game bruised and even impaired (see the Cincinnati Bengals), but they'll survive. Colts: 34-27.

Carolina @ Chicago - By far, this is the toughest game to call. The Bears handled Carolina capably two months ago (13-3), and enjoyed the coveted bye week. Lovie Smith has had ample time to prepare for the Panthers. But when you look at the numbers, the Carolina D is almost as good as the Chicago D. The Bears' defense averaged 281.8 yards against this season (#2 in the NFL) and the Panthers came in just behind them with 282.6 yards against. Offensively, these two teams diverge significantly. Carolina decisively showcased their offense against the Giants last week. DeShaun Foster and Nick Goings are a phenomenal 1-2 punch, and Steve Smith is as dangerous a receiver as any in the league. The Carolina offensive line has improved since allowing 8 sacks to the Bears in the first meeting. Sure, the Bears defense will slow Carolina, but unless they can cash in turnovers for touchdowns, they'll be in real trouble. Ultimately, do you like Rex Grossman in his first playoff start or Jake Delhomme with his 4-1 postseason record? I have to take Delhomme and the Panthers: 16-10.

Poor Palmer

2006-01-12T20:39:00.000-08:00

You have to feel for Carson Palmer. On just his second career postseason snap, the Bengals' QB sustained a serious leg injury. The latest reports offer a prognosis so devastating that his career may be in jeopardy.

Bullpen Bolstered

2006-01-11T21:53:00.000-08:00

The Red Sox made another positive move today in agreeing to a two year deal with middle reliever Julian Tavarez. Tavarez, formerly of the St. Louis Cardinals, has a nice fastball and, like Mike Timlin, has learned well to use his veteran experience in his pitching. A feeble bullpen seriously hurt the Sox last season, but the acquisitions of Rudy Seanez, Guillermo Mota, and now Tavarez, combined with young talents like Craig Hanson and Jonathan Papelbon could turn a weakness into a strength. If a healthy Keith Foulke can return to 2004 form (a major "if"), the Sox may have one of the best pens in the American League.

And yes, Tavarez did allow the 8th inning homer to Mark Bellhorn in Game 1 of the 2004 World Series. Ironically, Tavarez got the loss and Foulke took the win.

The HOF Debate

2006-01-11T20:48:00.000-08:00

Yesterday, former reliever Bruce Sutter narrowly became the only player elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame in 2006. Buster Olney explains why Sutter's election marks a huge step forward in the evaluation of the modern relief pitcher, particularly the closer.

Many Red Sox fans adamantly protest the continued exclusion of slugger Jim Rice, who garnered 64.8 percent of the vote (75% being the minimum requirement for election). Personally, I see Rice as a worthy candidate. Though his numbers pale compared with those of today's (chemically enhanced?) sluggers, Rice hit with the best of 'em in his day. Dan Shaughnessy analyzes why Rice may have been shut out to this point, and his chances of future admission to Cooperstown. In his column, Verdict Is In: Rice Still a Tough Out, Shaughnessy puts forward this statistical argument on behalf of Rice:

Rice was the American League's dominant hitter from 1975-86. He's the only player in big league history with three straight seasons of 35 homers and 200 hits. Among 18 players who've been on the ballot with 350 homers and an average of .290, all are in the Hall except for Rice and Dick Allen. Rice is one of 10 players with at least 382 homers and an average of .298: The other nine -- Hank Aaron, Jimmie Foxx, Lou Gehrig, Mickey Mantle, Willie Mays, Stan Musial, Mel Ott, Babe Ruth, and Ted Williams -- all are in the Hall of Fame.

He concludes that Rice's next best shot at election will be in 2008.

Breaking Down Brady

2006-01-11T20:23:00.000-08:00

The Boston Globe created this wonderful little audio-visual piece on how Tom Brady's throwing mechanics operate, as told by Tom Martinez, a coach who's worked with Brady for 15 years. A must see for any Pats fan or serious football fan.

Graffy Stays

2006-01-11T19:17:00.000-08:00

The Red Sox resigned second baseman Tony Graffanino today, and thus shored up their infield. Not only was Graffanino a fine acquisition last year from both a defensive and offensive perspective, but, between him and Mark Loretta, the one year contract also affords the Sox excellent flexibility on the right side of the infield.

Greener Pastures

2006-01-08T21:37:00.000-08:00

The Kansas City Chiefs agreed to contract terms with former New York Jets head coach Herm Edwards today, inking him to a four year, $12 million deal. The only clear winner in this move is Edwards, who earned a raise and two years more than he had left on his previous contract. Plus he'll move to a superior football team. Herm learned the art of coaching as an assitant to Dick Vermeil and is good friends with the Chiefs GM, however his desirability confounds.

To me, Herm has always been a second tier type of coach: he'll put together the occassional playoff team, may even win a game or two therein, but his teams aren't serious threats as Super Bowl contenders. He's a good coach, not a great one. Why else would the Jets have publicly acknowledged that they'd been looking for a replacement? If Edwards was so attractive a hire, why would they let him go for a meager fourth round pick, especially when they charged the Patriots a first rounder to claim Bill Belichick (who at the time had a worse record as head coach than Edwards does now)? The Jets accepted that, with their future in flux at so many positions, it was best to allow Herm to take his de facto promotion. In the end, the Jets may come out ahead. GM Terry Bradway has a wide field of choice candidates open in front of him. Mike Sherman is perhaps the most experienced option, but rumors have also named the Patriots' talented and young defensive coordinator, Eric Mangini, and even current Chargers head coach Marty Schottenheimer.

Whomever the Jets eventually choose will have a difficult task ahead of him. Questions swirl about QB Chad Pennington's health, and Curtis Martin's spectacular career seems to be winding down. Nevertheless, the Jets have a legitimate chance to make Herm's departure a step forward.

Finally, Peter King gives an interesting take on this situation. Check out his Monday Morning Quarterback column today to read about Herm's dishonor to the Jets and why this coach-poaching practice is hurting the NFL.

Loving Lovie

2006-01-07T21:37:00.000-08:00

Lovie Smith of the Chicago Bears won the NFL's Coach of the Year award today, after leading the Bears to an 11-5 record and a first round bye. Sure, Smith deserved the award, but Tony Dungy, who came in second in voting, would have been an equally worthy recipient. My problem with this award is that it almost exclusively goes to the coaches of surprise teams that excel. It's as hard (and arguably harder) to succeed in the NFL with the burden of high expectations, and these coaches generally have put together the squads that have garnered the pre-season praise, for some reason they seem to be penalized by lofty hopes and are shut out of the Coach of the Year honor.

A-Rod to Sit Out

2006-01-07T20:58:00.000-08:00

A-Rod says he's not going to play in the World Baseball Classic after all. I apologize for praising him earlier; I was operating on the mistaken assumption that he had grown a pair.

Wild-Card Weekend

2006-01-06T13:13:00.000-08:00

I'd intended to do a much more extensive preview of this weekend's wild-card round playoffs, but I just don't have enough time. So this will have to amount to a quick overview.

Washington @ Tampa Bay - I like Washington in this one. Though they're on the road, and QB Mark Brunell is banged up, they've been playing excellent total team football lately. Clinton Portis and the Redskin defense should be able to carry the load. I'd also look for playoff-rookie QB Chris Simms to make a couple of key mistakes. Cadillac Williams has been wearing down, and the Bucs offense won't be able to keep up with Washington. Redskins: 20-16.

Jacksonville @ New England - At night, in New England, in January = a Patriots victory. The Patriot front seven will harass a hobbled Byron Leftwich (also making his postseason debut) and, unless he can get the deep-ball going, the Jaguar offense will have no chance. Offensively, the Patriots have averaged 30 points a game over the last four games (against good defenses in Tampa Bay and Miami), and with a healthy Dillon, Givens and Ben Watson, Brady should be able to pick apart the Jaguar defense. This win will give the Pats and Brady a record 10 straight in the playoffs. Patriots: 31-13.

Carolina @ New York Giants - This is a tough game to forecast. The Panthers have been a schizophrenic team all year, they beat New England, won in Tampa and twice defeated the Falcons, but they've lost at home to New Orleans, and in Dallas and Miami. Still, Jake Delhomme has proved that he can thrive in a playoff atmosphere and has twice won road playoff games. DeShaun Foster and Steve Smith can provide the juice and John Fox's physical defense should be enough to slow Tiki Barber. The Giants have a nice offense, but who can't see Eli Manning throwing this game away in the 4th quarter. It took his brother four tries to win his first playoff game, and I think Eli will have to mature a little as well. It'll be a close one, but I'll take the Panthers: 23-20.

Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - This should be a terrific game. Each team beat the other on the road this year. Yet, once again, we have a playoff newbie in Carson Palmer and his Bengals. Roethlisberger and the Steelers come in as the AFC's hottest team, while the Bengals have dropped two in a row to the Bills (at home, when the bye was still on the line) and the Chiefs. The Steelers have a huge edge on team defense and I think their offense will put up big numbers. Rudi Johnson may have a long day, and Carson Palmer will have to carry the load. Steelers: 34-27.

Happy watching.

Let It Snow

2006-01-06T10:39:00.000-08:00

The Red Sox made a small addition today, signing free agent J.T. Snow to a one year contract. He'll likely be Kevin Youkilis's backup at first, although they may split time as John Olerud and Kevin Millar did last season. The move improves the Red Sox' depth, but unfortunately, Snow doesn't measure up to Olerud's talents.

Passing of an Inconspicuous Icon

2006-01-06T01:52:00.000-08:00

You probably never heard of Rod Dedeaux, but the man, who coached USC for 45 years, was the John Wooden of college baseball. Dedeaux won an unsurpassed 11 NCAA championships and coached a slew of future Major Leaguers. He died yesterday at age 91.

Waltzing With Self-Promotion

2006-01-05T23:59:00.000-08:00

ABC made an inspired choice to include ESPN Sports Center anchor Kenny Mayne on its show "Dancing with the Stars". ABC-owned ESPN now features regular segments and references to Mayne's role on DWTS, including highlights of his practice and dance on tonight's Sports Center. What brilliant cross promotion! ABC can now appeal to a demographic that surely had little or no interest in the first season. I have no intention of watching the seemingly insipid show (though I think Mayne is among ESPN's most clever and original personalities). But maybe, while I and others like me are subjected to protacted weeks of glorified advertising, "Dancing with the Stars" will pick up a handful of new viewers.

Rosy Outlook

2006-01-05T22:27:00.000-08:00

Hype is a funny thing: the more of it there is, the more disappointing its focus will likely be. Yet in the biggest NCAA hype-fest in recent memory, a contest featuring two undefeated teams: one riding a 34 game win streak, the other a 19 game win streak, two jet-powered offenses, three superstar players, and two Heisman winners, the game itself met, and arguably exceeded, the hype. Unbelievable. It doesn't take Beano Cook to tell you that yesterday's Rose Bowl was one for the ages.

When the final of its six lead changes was complete, the result of a Vince Young TD run with 19 seconds left on the clock, the Texas Longhorns had pulled off the historic upset. You probably know the details by now (and if you don't, here they are). Ultimately, the 41-38 Longhorn defeat of USC will have two major lasting consequences.

First there's the historic angle. Few will debate the '06 Rose Bowl's status as one of the top 5 games in college football history (many of our "instant history" subscribers in the media have already labelled it as the best, much like they did the USC-Notre Dame game earlier this year and will do again to some other game next year). Also, Vince Young's otherworldly 267 yds passing, 200 yds rushing, 3 TD feat will justly go down among the greatest championship game performances in any sport.

Then we have the NFL draft angle. Young is a junior, and though he'd insinuated that he'd return for his senior year, his stock has never been higher. Coach Mack Brown has never lost a junior to the NFL draft in his tenure at Texas, so will Young forgo graduation for a certain top 3 draft spot? I think he should, and if he does, the decision could have major consequences.

How soon we forget. Just two days ago, we were told that Heisman winner Reggie Bush was the can't-miss-once-in-a-lifetime stud, not just future number 1 draft pick, but a probable Hall of Famer. In our fickle ESPN world, however, Vince Young's spectacular effort has made him the HOF-er in waiting du jour. Everyone's rushing to cannonize the guy, while Bush's mediocre Rose Bowl dumped him into the ash heap of 21st century hype.

Young may have earned himself the first or second overall pick in the draft (should he choose to enter). If the Houston Texans have a shot to draft a Texas hero, how could they pass it up? Granted, they have a QB in training in David Carr, but they have a formidable running back already in Dominic Davis, and most pundits still had them taking Bush pre-Rose Bowl. Furthermore, the Chargers proved that having a young, high draft pick QB (Drew Brees) doesn't mean an NFL team won't take another QB number 1 (Phillip Rivers). Thus, instead of Bush in Houston and Leinart in New Orleans, we may see Bush go to New Orleans and Leinart become a Tennessee Titan. The stars may change their cosmic alignment, and all thanks to a single, unforgettable game.

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Just a few other notes on the Rose Bowl.

-I've heard a lot of people criticize Pete Carroll for his aggressive play calling. He went for it on 4th down three times, most notably the failed attempt with less than three minutes left and the ball at the Texas 45 yard line. I agreed with that decision then and I do now. Carroll was playing to win the game, not to avoid losing it. He wanted the kill, and he went right at it. Sure punting the ball would have given the Longhorns a longer field, but the Trojan defense just couldn't stop Young, and I don't think an extra 25 yards would've made the difference. Our esteemed Around the Horn yappers even suggested that Carroll was arrogant in his agressive play calling. If anything though, it was an act of humility. Carroll knew Texas could steamroll his D. Clearly, the USC offense was it's biggest asset and playing agressively its best shot at triumph. I do disagree with Carroll leaving Reggie Bush on the sideline for the final 4th down try. The Longhorns easily sniffed the LenDale White straight ahead rush, and merely putting Bush in the backfield would've given them pause.

-After a month of noise, who's shocked that the Rose Bowl drew a historic TV audience?

-LenDale White upped his draft value mightily with his 124 yards and three TD's. Blasphemous as it may sound, his combination of speed and power may make White a safer bet for a good long term pro-career than the nimble Reggie Bush. Bush has never been an every down back, and NFL teams may be wary of investing a $20 million signing bonus in a guy with unproven durability.

-How foolish does ESPN look after their repugnant 11-day series comparing the 2005 USC Trojans to past great college football teams and "analyzing" a potential game between them? This series was unbearable to begin with, forcing experts to pick scores to "games" between 2005 USC and 1995 Nebraska, but in hindsight, it's an embarrassment.

-From this Rose Bowl to the other BCS bowl games, the Notre Dame-USC game, JoePa's resurrection, Reggie Bush's jaw-dropping play, and beyond, this NCAA football season dished out a smorgasbord of wonderful moments and will go down as one of the most compelling of all time.

-Congrats to the Longhorns and their many diehard fans on their first national championship since 1970.

Sloshed Schuss

2006-01-05T21:35:00.000-08:00

Menachem brings this story to my attention. Is world champion skier Bode Miller fearless or just a huge moron? A little from column A, a little from column B, I suspect.

Bruschi, Smith Share CPOY

2006-01-05T17:08:00.000-08:00

Tedy Bruschi and the Carolina Panthers' Steve Smith tied for the NFL's Comeback Player of the Year Award. Both guys rebounded from their ailments to become vital cogs in their teams' playoff runs, and both will need to be at their best in the postseason if the Panthers and Patriots are to meet in a rematch of Super Bowl XXXVIII.

Manny the Flake

2006-01-05T16:41:00.000-08:00

We all know well Manny Ramirez's penchant for 180 degree swings of opinion that blow as suddenly and as unpredictably as a gale on Mount Washington, and today he has done it again. After three months of begging to be traded, complaining about Boston, and even threatening to hold out during spring training, Manny has changed his mind. He now claims that he not only expects, but wants, to remain a Red Sox. Evidently he feels comfortable with his situation and plans "to take things easy". Welcome back to Hotel Grace, Manny, should we hold your room for the week or the month?

Citizen Swann

2006-01-05T16:19:00.000-08:00

Former Steeler Lynn Swann officially announced today that he will run for governor of Pennsylvania this year. In the primaries, he'll be competing against a crowded field of qualified Republicans, and then, should he prevail, would face an even tougher challenge in Democratic incumbent Ed Rendell. Given that it took him 10 years of votes to win entry to the Football Hall of Fame, I'd say he's a long shot, but maybe Jesse Ventura and Arnold Schwarzenegger would beg to differ.